Bae (noun): what you call that dude flexing his biceps to get your food delivered. Also known as the food delivery guy, your savior, a knight in shining armor helmet. Eeep! Too corny eh? But you have to admit, this bae's got your back! He's saved your ass a couple of times and along with that your tummy and the food babies you keep. You ought to give this motorcycle riding prince some credit.
I'm no damsel in distress and I need no knight in shining armor. I can manage to save myself in the kitchen, thank you very much. My family's got the chops when it comes to food prep but then again who doesn't want a prince, a bae or a bag of food ready to eat delivered on your doorstep stat? Cooking is a very tedious albeit fun task and there will come a time when dialing 1-600-PRINCE-CHARMING-WITH-FOOD will be the most convenient and reasonable thing to do. Take these 5 occasions that call for food delivery for instance...
THE PMS: This time of the month *ehem the red plague* can turn even the sweetest lady into her alter ego. Think Elsa and her crazy snow tantrum. Yup, that's PMS induced. If only someone gave her some food, we could have skipped all the trouble. Nobody else thought of that? For me and for many of the ladies out there, food can be our solace at this crazy hormone-charged phase. Plus, our craving levels can go whack and rise up like a tsunami. What better way to deal than with a box of pizza in your room at midnight while you go and "emote" to your "senti" mixtape right?
THE 911 CALL: We've all been in that situation where friends or relatives send in that last minute call saying they're on their way to your house. In other instances, they don't even warn you. They just show and pop up like mushrooms. Yes you're that close and even if it drives you cray at times, you welcome them with open arms because who doesn't want family and barkada bondings? Unfortunately, you can't say the same for your fridge and pantry. In emergency cases like these, your food delivery guy is one heck of a savior. Just make sure you've agreed about who's paying. Um, mom?
THE GEEK WEEKEND: Mental gymnastics either for leisure, school or work will always burn calories and with that comes the need to feed not only your tummy but also your brain. Food equals power. Plus with all the mayhem happening, you don't have the time nor the energy to cook. Whether you spend your weekend buried in your sheets with a good book or drowned in paperwork, you'll need the fuel to function. Come on, even Hermione needed to chew on pumpkin pasties and chug on mugs of
butterbeer.
THE MARATHONER: This one is pretty self-explanatory. What good will watching movies and videos for a day be *cue YouTube, Netflix, iFlix, Hooq, Etcetera* if you ain't got some grub? I love popcorn but if I live with that for a span of seven movies or a whole season of Pretty Little Liars, I'll be sure to puke. I'm sure the sound of pastries, burgers and fries or even boxes of pizza will up your marathon game. Now, can someone please tell me if The Brew has a delivery option? I'm sure Ezra Fitz won't mind if we order all the way from Rosewood to the Philippines right?
THE ONE: A sword-wielding Prince in a white horse or a a food-bearing Bae in a motorcycle? Who will you choose, fiction or reality? Now, if you want to take a chance and knock on destiny then why not order some food. You never know if that guy hidden underneath that jacket and helmet is the one. Besides, we've all heard about that
math teacher from University College London and that
eye doctor from St. Luke's. Who knows really? Take a chance. I dare you. *wink*
Now, are you ready to go dial 1-600-BAE-WITH-FOOD? Oh wait, I've got something better for you. How about 1-600-BAE-WITH-PIZZA, 1-600-BAE-WITH-BURGER or 1-600-BAE-WITH-CAKE? Too many numbers to memorize? Do you hate numbers too? LOL. If you want hassle free food delivery, check out
Foodpanda! Simply download the app from the
App Store or
Google Play or go to their
website. Enter your location and voila! You'll see the many food kingdoms nearest your swamp! Discover and order from all over 1,000 restaurants online. It's fuss free, convenient and gets you from famished to full in no time!
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